May 20th, 2009
|03:28 pm - Ouch. Heart hurts.|
Julia and Maggie.
They're taking a picture on the last day of a great production.
The one on the left is my daughter Julia. 14.
The one on the right is Maggie. 10 (I think.)
They're smiling so big because they made great friends during the production. They was like peas and carrots. Maggie told everyone in her family about her wonderful friend Julia.
My heart hurts because they have just found an inoperable malignant tumor on Maggie's brain stem. Some things in this world just don't make no kinda sense.
February 13th, 2009
|03:06 pm - Yay for ICONS|
I can now post theater things with a relevant icon. Yay!
February 3rd, 2009
|01:13 pm - It is February 3rd again.|
Which means I missed my Imbolc post. But regardless. . .
It is the little child-of-destiny's birthday. She is now 4. Countdown to commencement of her real earthbound mission proceeds unabated.
Anyone wishing to ingest celebratory baked goods is welcome to come to the church/theater at 7:00 tomorrow night. There will be My Little Pony.
That is all.
December 30th, 2008
|06:06 pm - OMG MORONS|
DISNEY IS COMPLETELY POPULATED WITH NUMBER CRUNCHING RETARDED MORONS WHO HAVE NOW EARNED MY COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTEMPT FOR ALL ETERNITY.
I hope Fox accepts the offer and blows DISNEY OUT OF THE GODDAMN WATER. Quite Literally, as this is a seagoing story.
December 25th, 2008
|09:18 pm - My greatest gift this Christmas...|
was renewed faith in my father. Dear Dad... I am so proud of you.
Your nephew is now your niece. Your nephew has, in fact, been attempting to become your niece secretly for two years and just recently got up the courage to reveal this secret. (at my wedding).
You talked for weeks about how this disturbed you. How worried you were about being able to deal with this.
Your niece showed up for Christmas today (in a white blouse and tasteful black slacks) and you conducted yourself not just with grace and tolerance... but with downright loving acceptance.
You are still a man that can love his family, no matter how tested you feel.
I am so proud of you.
December 4th, 2008
update to suspended/revoked license: Reinstatement cost = $2,000.
November 15th, 2008
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Elizabeth Russell (Not bad, actually)
NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav animal)
Green Lion (?)
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Bailey (sounds like a member of the IRA)
FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):
ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Charlie Armadillo (I wish I was kidding)
November 5th, 2008
may I please just say...
November 3rd, 2008
ganked from brianrubin
Your result for The 4-Variable IQ Test...
Your strongest type of intelligence is Interpersonal. You thrive when thinking about people, social situations, and human interaction. That's very touching. You are very likely to be empathetic, sympathetic, and in general, less pathetic, than most other test takers.
Your specific scores follow. On any axis, a score above 25% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 25% means you use it less. It says nothing about cognitive skills, just your interest.
Your brain is roughly:
Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice to the world.
1. Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 20%.
2. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 25%.
3. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 50%.
Take The 4-Variable IQ Test at HelloQuizzy
November 1st, 2008
|08:35 pm - More wedding pics|
I know... I am putting it under a cut. Don't worry.
( more weddingCollapse )